Why We Don't Refer To Our Awesome Club As 'ManU'

Some of you should know this and might have come across it on facebook where I posted it some years back. Though, I moved on, I saw a need to revisit it as most Manchester United Fans still call the club 'Man U' which is not meant to be, hence a need to repost it on here for a wilder audience and not just 'my facebook friends'.

Have you ever wonder why the Press and more particularly, the international press and the Barclays Premier League officials never and will never refer to Manchester United as 'Man U' but 'Man UTD'? worry no further, here's the explanation you've been waiting for.

ManU is not a term United fans refer to themselves as.
The term is only used by other supporters as a complete and utter insult to our club. The "u" is meant to be "you" by the rival fans.
An early example of its usage is this chant by West Brom fans: "Duncan Edwards is manure, rotting in his grave, man you are manure- rotting in your grave".
The origin of "ManU" is a song to insult the dead Duncan Edwards.

Liverpool and Leeds fans copied this with their own man you /u versions to insult all of the lads who died at munich.

"ManU ManU went on a plane ManU ManU never came back again"

and..

"ManU Never Intended Coming Home"
(if you combine the first letter of each word you get the word "munich").


I hope this makes it clearer that saying 'manU' is an insult, particularly to the older supporters and to see United fans using it now is shameful.

I hope a few might read this, understand and spread the word.
So... Please REFRAIN from using this term ever again!!!!!!!!


#GodBlessManUTD

30 Day Challenge: Day 30

Day 30: One Thing Am Excited For

Finally, the last day that we all have been looking forward to is here and it’s the official closing of the ’30 Day Challenge’ even though @SheriphSkills added one more day to it that’s unofficial :p cos I added a day to his also *shrugs* you all will read that on his blog as am going on dry fasting on this blog *now preparing my breaking timetable*

Though am not too sure, I guess this topic is one of my best in this challenge cos right now, am not excited for any other thing but for the fact that I started the race and ended it even in the midst of busy schedules and slow connections. *pops collar*

Just like yesterday, I posted the article for Day 1 which was titled ‘5 ways to win my heart’, and in it, I welcomed you all to the official lunching of my 30day Challenge, stating that “This is a challenge am not sure am up to (now am sure am more than Mr. Capable) cos its not close to any eating competition neither is it close to any auto-tune competition I know but ‘ebi toba le ni ati n ba omo okunrin’ ……… Yes! That was where you all found me. I know I’ve done something similar to this before, I have gone 30days without blogging *covas face* but can I blog for 30days non-stop?” *open’s face* Yes! We I Can! And Yes! I Did!

This is the official closing of the 30 Day Challenge, it was tough, it was rough, but at the end, it was worth it. You all can drop your popcorn and drink on your sit as you exit the 30 Day Challenge studio through the back door. *THE END*

Thank you all for the comments, ReTweets, Visits and reading all through the 30 Days, I owe you all a pack of indomie each :D

Normal Blogging starts tomorrow!!!!!!!

30 Day Challenge: Day 29

Day 29: 5 Weird Things That I like

Last Card......

The countdown is almost over. We've got just one (1) more day to go and we are done. Don't forget, all last carriers will be going to Ghana for a role in the "We are not a Nigerians" video.

I've heard a lot about the song and I was totally disappointed that a song not worthy to be called a song but a foolish act that lacked 'melody' got so much attention but I'm not surprised either, cos the name 'Nigerians' gave it all that hype and publicity. Our name (Nigerians) dey pull crowd like that

These days, things that seem weird are weird no more. Illuminati is now a Nigerian thing, rioting and looting a UK thing, Black President a US thing and most of all @GbagaunDetector don dey Gbagaun.

In light of the above, the 5 weird things that I like may be weird no more but they include;

1. Mobile Toilet: Yes! I like mobile toilet and not the DMT mobile toilet o, I mean d potty like ones that you can always put under your car sit and pull out to do your thing even while driving *evil grin* It will make other people keep quiet with their hands over their nose and mouth :p


2. Spiders: I remember how I used to look for, chase, catch and keep spiders in transparent containers when I was a kid. I still like them thou but a part of me do tell me that no matter how many I catch and how much I try, I will still be very far from being a Spiderman *sobs*


3. The tears in the eyes when the ear fail to heed to warning/advice: some people call it “had I known” but it always tickle a strange part of me that makes me feel kindda happy.


4. Lion: if there's any pet I love to have, it’s a lion; very gentle, brave and strong with eyes for little details.


5. Loneliness: they say its weird but I think it’s the best thing anybody can have. Spending time all alone gives you the opportunity to know yourself better, revisit your dreams and order your path in the direction you want it to be.

*singing* now that the day is over, tomorrow is drawing near, shadows of 30days challenge, will soon fade away…………..

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 28

Day 28: Somewhere I’d Like to Visit

Like I said in the post before this; “For the next few days, my post will be short and precise. I’ve got hustles to keep up with, money to make, family and friends to attend to and health to take care of”.

We all want to go toParis, we want to visit the Disney land, we want to go see the Egyptian Mummy, we want to visit the Ibadan Zoo and some of us will like to visit our home town.

I also want to visit my villa, I want to visit my granny’s hood, I want to know if Nollywood has been showing us the true village scene where no one seem to wear slippers not to talk of shoes, I want to go to the early morning stream when beautiful village gurls are having their bath, I want to feel like a local champion but most of all *covas face* I want to go to Las Vegas!!

Yeah! Am so happy to be in Las Gidi where hustling is the order of the day but still I want to go to Las Gidi’s sister city, Las Vegas where ‘gbogbo aye + fajii’ is in the air.

Don’t blame it on the alcohol cos there’s none in the system but blame it on the media for promoting the ‘sin city’

 

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 27

Day 27: A Quote I Try to Live By

 

****This is one of the reasons why I don’t like blogging with my phone. I ended up saving this as draft yesterday instead of publishing. Now the 30 day challenge seem to be missing one day but *Shrugs* dem no dey pay me joor.

 

For the next few days, my post will be short and precise. I’ve got hustles to keep up with, money to make, family and friends to attend to and health to take care of. I started blogging cos I love writing and I started writing based on my own ‘Principles’. I make my own writing rules and I don’t care what the so called ‘standards’ are. If they can’t keep up with mine, then they are on a very long thing.

 

There’s this quote I have always tried my best to live by and it’s from no other person than a trusted journalist. Dele Giwa is a man who lived and died for the truth. I won’t go into details of how he was killed by a ‘letter bomb’ during the time of IBB or how Soyinka was said to have been in that same room with him and yet survived a bomb that affected the AC unit and burglary of that room.

I’m not here to rant over his death or anyone’s involvement, am here to let you in on this saying which I came across/ heard when I was a kid and I have made up my mind to do just exactly what the quote says or at worst, I will rather hold my peace, keep quiet and make no comment than to give account of what is not.

 

This quote is one of the greatest I have ever heard in my entire life and it takes nothing but boldness and a clean heart to say this;

I will rather say the truth and die than fail to say the truth and sell my conscience ---- Dele Giwa

 

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 26

Day 26: Things I like and Dislike about Myself

The countdown is still on and its 4 days more. You all should get prepared as all those who have supported us these far, either by Sharing, ReTweeting, Commenting, Subscribing and Visiting our page will definitely be rewarded. Did I hear someone say 'with what?' Just hold on a minute, hem…. Go grab the list of topics and start your own 30Day Challenge *RME* Gala and Lacasera for first comment while 'purewater' and kulikuli for Last carrier.

Writing about me is almost same as writing about my body which I've done on Day 13, so doing this again is like taking a cup of Sprite mixed with Maltina.

Writing about things I like and dislike about myself can be confusing as I can't really figure out what and what they are but I will try not to confuse you as things I seem to like about myself are also things I kindda dislike about myself which may not be so and they include but not limited to;

Ability to make friends easily which I really love but don't like that aspect of managing too many friends. I currently have over a thousand friends if not over 2000 and the list is still growing. Yeah! I may not ping or call you for awhile, which is annoying, frustrating and kindda put the kind of friend I am on question but I will always make sure that the memory of the little time we spend together will always remain in your heart.
Am a great ‘Famzer’: Yeah! I’m a great farmer. I remember how I used to plant and harvest corns back then inMayflower School. The cutting of grass, climbing of tress and most especially the ‘What time is it’ sabotage time.

'Famzing' is quiet interesting especially when you’re doing it with the right set of people but some peeps can make you look like a fool and before you know it, your mention is in twit-jail.

 

*in 2face’s voice* I no send, I no send.

Now we’ve come to the end of today’s post. Kindly use the comment box below to state what you like or dislike about me. *in Ruggedman’s voice* Yes! I no be cofi cofi and I no too dey cofi cofi but *in MI’s voice* Tell me, who is perfect?

 

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 25

Day 25: Something I Am Currently Worrying About

There is definitely someone out there ready to share my worries with me or how best will I explain this topic? But as far as am concerned, my worries are my thoughts and they are definitely worth more than a penny *raised eyebrow*

The countdown has begun, just 5 days more. It’s really been an interesting and a challenging challenge (Yes! Am clever like cleverly like that). Shoot me if you can: p

These were the few lines I was able to put up in the morning before the days task began *sighs* its 11:39pm now and I hope I will be able to post this before the day is officially over.

When I saw today's topic 'Something I Am Currently Worrying About', I didn't know what to write but some few hours back, Glo gave me what to write on. I won't want to rant on here but I am currently worrying about the wrongful deduction of over 1,000 naira from my phone account balance.

I have called their customer care line plus a mail in their box. Fingers crossed, them go make amends!
As at this morning, I had over a thousand naira in my phone account and after a 25secs call and ‘battery too low for radio use’, I was forced to go off mobile communication till later this evening after charging the battery but unfortunately, I tried calling and it won't connect, saying account too low. I check my balance and oya mi lenu gan my balance was quoted as 0.00 naira. Choi! After calling customer care help desk for like 4 or 5 times, it was revealed that a total of =N=1,19.54k was removed from my account based on what they termed as Glo secure.
E dey pain me gan as I dey type this post. I can't even make that very important call I need to make now and am even scared of loading as hidden charges fit don sheyle or is it negative billing wey fit dey wait me make I recharge so them go fit tif am. This is not the first but it will surely be the last. 1,000 just like that? Ko possible mehn!

If to say na UK i dey now, I will be with my solicitor planning on the next move and probably heading to court as I have been psychologically tortured and demoralised. My business and other private affairs plus my love life have also been badly affected as they were the worst hit after the news left me psychologically imbalanced.

You say? How will I forget it? I won't be #MovingOn on this as I need to get my credit back.

30 Day Challenge: Day 24

Day 24: Five (5) Words/ Phrases That Makes Me Laugh

Laugh (Comedy) business is serious business and whoever will make me laugh will have to do it with food and undivided attention.

Its not so easy for me to laugh at same joke(s) over and over again but its very easy for me to laugh on same table over and over again.

A wise man once said 'The way to a man's heart is through his tummy' true talk. On that note, here are the 5 words or phrases that makes me laugh.

1) Food is ready

2) Joke(s) of an elder, especially if the person is someone I respect a lot. Even if e no funny, I go fake am

3)'oro ti ologbon ba so, enu ashiwere lati n gbo'. I won't be the one to translate this for you. AXE your mummy or phone a friend

4) No one deceives himself/herself like Dada's mum, claiming she has never seen the hair on a mad man's head. What of dada's hair?

5) Food is ready

Though my day was spent at an 'Owambe' centre and its already past my bed time, I no fit carry this post over as I don carry that meat over as e Big die, Strong kaka-raka like Zuma Rock but not Reliable cos e fit stain my white shirt.

Special SHOUTOUT to Lizzy for the encouragement. I guess I can now go back to bed.

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 23

Day 23: Something That I Miss

It all started like a joke. The picture came like a flash 'as e no spend pass 2 or 3mins' on her avatar, my attention was drawn to it but while others were busy checking it out, I went that extra mile to make it my 'avatar of the day' and that was how no fine female picture could pass me by without chilling on my twitter avatar. Then I started receiving DMs (Direct Messages) from guys about how fine I was, how lovely am meant to be treated and how they will like to know more about me and possibly hangout with me. It was all fun at the start but later became embarrassing as every Tom, Dick and Harry seem to know the path leading to my DM.
In a state of confusion, I checked the mirror only to realize that I’ve got those female qualities, wow! Where has my balls disappeared to? I mean who uprooted my pole and drilled a hole right there? I couldn't believe it, I tried to pinch myself but I couldn't feel it, so I ran into the room to get dressed but guess what! Right inside my closet were series of skirts, fitted jeans, mono-strap tops and short dresses. I have always dreamt of wearing skirt and I had worn one for my MBA graduation, thanks to the Scottish Kilt. Without wasting any more time, I wore one of the pencil skirts and while I was trying to wear a top.... Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!.... I rushed down the stairs to check who it was and Standing at the door was this hansom young man who called his name Joe. He claimed to be on routine checks and he was to check the plumbing works in the house in order to ensure that there was no leakage. I allowed him in and headed back to my room where I pulled off and tried a short dress. This time, the mirror wasn't enough and like a teenager who has just heard the sex experience of another teenager, I felt 'lust' in the dress. I went down the stairs right to the kitchen where Joe was checking the hot water pipe. I pretended to hurt my feet and tried to feel my toe knowing that the dress will be somewhere hanging just a little bit below my bum but.....'Breeze don blow, flow yansh don open'
I noticed Joe smile and said 'nice dress', I smiled back and was quick to add that am a virgin and I don't even have a boyfriend. He said something into my ear, then all of a sudden, as if my whole world came crashing, I felt something hot inside of me. It was after about 15mins that I heard Joe announce his departure, he told me to use my pills and left.
I looked at my calendar then I realized it’s been 3months I saw Joe. It was then that the words of the GP made sense but all the same, it was hard to believe I did it just once, just once and am pregnant. My period must be such a coward, where can it be hiding?.... *some words are missing* I heard my name and........ The End.
I got up from the bed, checked the mirror and am a man again #okbye

Note: If it’s disjointed and doesn't make sense, blame it on a stressful day plus hunger and please be my editor. Thanks!
#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 22

Day 22: My Academics

Some decades and few years ago, there lived a little boy in the busy town of Lagos. He attended Richway Nursery and Primary School and also Omoleye Childrens School for his nursery and primary education. He travelled down to Ogun state, ikenne, for his secondary education where he attended Mayflower Secondary School. After his secondary education, he attended Yaba College of Technology in lagos where he studied Business Admin and later moved to Covenant University where he had his BSc. in Marketing. He is also an alumni of the University of Aberdeen where he achieved his MBA (Master of Business Administration) degree. *clears throat* now we welcome on stage Mr. OluwaMafaba Alaso-Orinhoho

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 21

Day 21: How I Hope My Future Will Be Like

A journey of a thousand miles…. na one footstep dey start am. There's no future without a present and no present without a past but how well you can manage and integrate the present happenings with the past events will dictate how the future will turnout to be.
As a little boy, I wanted to be a Pilot. I had the dream of flying round the world, controlling the big metal bird. I also had that dream every little kid had. The dream of becoming a solider, I loved the respect that comes with the military uniform and the gun; I want people to obey me without thinking twice. I had the dream of saving lives, Yes! I nursed the dream of becoming a doctor. I wanted to be able to read how long a man can live for and how to help increase his lifespan. I also had a dream of being the best Nigerian Ambassador of my time, and then I had the dream of becoming the President.
As a teenager, I discovered JLo. I had this dream of her being mine to ride and within this dream came Alicia Keys and 'everything means nothing, if I ain't got her'. Even though I believe dreams come true for those who work while they dream, I know that no matter how hard I work towards being Alicia Keys man, its all but a dream that might never come true which I don't want to ever wake-up from.
There was a time I had the dream of becoming a graduate, then a master’s student. Now I just want to work, make money, run my company, make more money and make more fame. After all, who run the world, Gurls! Who run the Gurls, Boys! What makes the World go round, Money!
I have always lived in a world full of dreams, hopes and aspirations. I do try to strike a balance between my real world, virtual word and fantasy world and I hope the future holds noting but 'HaPpiLy EvEr AfTeR'.

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 20

Day 20: My Fears

A Yoruba adage says ‘ti owo eni oba te eku ida, koni bere iku to pa baba owun’. For the non-Yorubas, please AXE your Yoruba friends and, except if your name is Adebayo Faleti or related to him, you will probably fail the translation of this adage. Please don’t ask me,  my name is not Google.

Putting a little light on this adage as I'm vast in Yoruba like that, am Ex-phobic, meaning I have overcome my fears and without being above my fears, I will probably not be able to talk about them for fear of fearlophobia meaning the fear of fears. You can add that to your list of phobias cos am Wole Shoyinka like that and my afro can testify.

Before going into details about my former fears, I will like to state clearly that am not a doctor and I won’t be responsible for any sudden discovery of fears but if you want to know more about fears, follow @SuperKunle on twitter, he is the twitPhobia doctor and I will like to say a big SHOUT-OUT to him for making this post possible. *now playing PSquare’s Possibility*

NOTE: The fears listed below were mine but they are now no more. Anyone you notice or may have noticed in me is or was as a result of the side you’ve chosen to see or relate with and not the real me. * dodges potatoes* :p

Now the fears;

Ablutophobia: This is the fear of washing or bathing. This is common among boarding house students and as I was one sometime ago, I caught the fear but when I started giving those ‘HUGS’ *sighs* oh well..... #MovingOn

Somniphobia: This is the fear of sleep. Instead of sleeping, I will rather play game or tweet. Maybe am scared that twitter will steal my tweets again or maybe it will be my followers this time, or can it be the fear of skylolo’s gyming rat?  Little wonder why iRep #TeamNoSleep.

Agoraphobia: This is the fear of being in crowded or public places. It’s simply the fear of crowds. Anytime I see crowds, they always look like burgers, hotdogs, donuts or subway, they always make me hungry. >:O

Cacophobia: aka fear of ugliness.  This is the best discovery of all fears  ‘the fear of worwo is the beginning of beauty’. I guess this states why I know ‘phyne gurls’ <---- Subnoni

Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women. I just want to state that I DON’T HAVE THIS FEAR AND I CAN NEVER HAVE IT. *straight face*

Telephonophobia: This is one of my greatest fears and it’s the fear of telephones. Most of them are small, comes in small packages, with small batteries and micro-sim cards yet they travel faster than the wind without leaving the hand. Winch things. They get all the attentions and we panic when our phone fall but laugh when our friends fall.

Electrophobia: The fear of electricity. This is very common among the Nigerian citizens to the extent that they travel abroad and switch-off all the light in their rented apartment. ‘ajo ole dabi ile’ Nigerians abroad fit make anywhere look very much like home as they prefer to live in darkness. Thanks to almighty NEPA (Never Expect Power Always) aka PHCN (Power 'HOLDING' Company of Nigeria).

Tell a friend about Electrophobia today; buy a gen iPassMyNeighbor or candle and #LightUpNigeria

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 19

Day 18: ‘New Season, New TV Rules'

Its Day 19 of the 30Day Challenge and am to write on 5 items that I lust after but since I can't identify the 5 items cos my lust eye is blind, I will be writing on 'New Season, New TV Rules'.

NOTE: Remember to thank me later!

First of all, we all know that a new season is here and all dull moments are over. This post right here serves as a reminder that you all have seen your Big Brother Africa without any disturbance and for those who will claim that they didn't see it, well it was there and you could have.

In order to make the house livable for you and me, here are some rules we have to live by for the next 9-10months;

 

Rule 1: Before now, I had no business with the TV and you had the chance to see whatever you want on it. Now 'Power Have Changed Hands' and am to control the TV for the next 10months while you control the kitchen.

Rule 2: It is advisable you read the sport section of the newspaper and also listen to sports news so that you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, you might be totally ignored and please DO NOT complain about receiving limited or no attention.

Rule 3: You all took over my TL with various types of bba tweets, now its my turn so please don't complain when Manchester United start trending but you can always ask when the season will end.

Rule 4: With reference to 'Rule 1' above, you can see whatever you want during the office hours but remember all right to the TV becomes mine once am around.

Rule 5: No matter what you know, I take it as you know nothing about football and my team is the best team so please don't argue with me.

Rule 6: Passing in front of the TV during a game is prohibited but if you have to do so, do it by crawling on the floor without distracting me.

Rule 7: The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or not, I want to see them again and again.

Rule 8: Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related gatherings that requires my attendance because 'why evils?' I will not go and I will not go.

Rule 9: If a friend of mine invites us to his house on a weekend to watch a game or two, we will be there.

Rule 10: The weekly season highlights show on TV every monday night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule 1 of this list"

Rule 11: And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the League is only a weekend thing". I am immune to these words, because the Champions League is around the corner.

Thank you for your cooperation. * dodges tomato*

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 18

Day 18: 'A Problem I Have Had'

First of all, I will like to say 'Congratulations' to all players, fans, supporters and haters of Manchester United Football club for a wonderful Community Shield display of team spirit. Its day 18 and am to write on a Problem I Have Had. *in Bishop David Oyedepo's voice* "I don't have problems or maybe they came and I did not know" :|
The problem I can say that I have once had is the problem of laughing last. Some of you guys would have noticed this and that's why am always with my LASTma jacket cos I sabi carry last sotey Fashola use me do Area Commander Of LASTma for Last bus-stop.

Its not that I don't understand jokes easily, neither is it that I need hearing aids but Manchester United dey make me laugh last and e dey sweet my belle. I guess I don't have to go into details as today's game is a typical example of 'He who laugh last, laugh best'.
I know am in for more but in as much as am the last man laughing, then lemme maintain my LASTma championship. #Winning
This post is coming late and am sure it confirms my LASTma membership.


NOTE: No Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool Fan was injured in the making of this post. Its a new season #Lesgo


#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 17

Day 17: 'Something That I Am Proud Of'

Please take note that as at the time of writing this post, the writer had his LASTma jacket on. This post will be very short and straight to the point.

Its been a very long day for me and apparently, its going to be a very long weekend and keeping up with this daily challenge *sighs* na die but its something I guess am committed to so I just have to drop this post before the day is over. #MovingOn

Tomorrow is the start of a new season and talking about something am proud of, it has to be my commitment to Manchester United. I guess I don't need to explain any further as the trophy cabinet is enough prove of how satisfactory Manchester United fans are but if you're in doubt, ask an Arsenal fan.

That said, I will like to wish us all a good night rest. See you all on here tomorrow.
#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 16

Day 16: Something I Always Think 'What if..' About

For you all that celebrated our Silver Jubilee with us in 'PLANKing' style, we will like to say thank you and for you all that got stuck in traffic or couldn't make it for reasons best known to you, pls report yourself to a LASTma official today.

After the celebration last night, a guest wearing LASTma jacket came to me asking if what we celebrated was Obama's birthday. "Who is Obama on 3rd Mainland bridge? Mafaba dey talk, Obama talk say I have an idea. iBeg, which idea hin get" was all I said but some few seconds after, I was left with the thought of 'what if Obama came for our celebration', 'what if Patience graced the occasion', 'what if GEJ is my friend and he's the special guest at the event', I looked at my pocket, then I realised that...... #MovingOn

I won't like to repeat all what I've written before but you can check 'Day 2: Something I feel strongly about' in order to have an idea of what's coming up next.

Even with all my courage and boldness, I can't still help but to think 'What if we were expelled', will I be where I am today? Will I have taken the case up and if I do, what would have been the outcome? And above it all, 'what if they didn't cancel the whole college week?' Would it have been the best week as claimed or would it have been just another fun week?
Yes! It was cancelled and it pained me but what action would I have taken than #MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 15

Day 15: My Zodiac/ Horoscope and If I Think It Fits My Personality

Its day 15 and its the Silver Jubilee of this blogs 30 Day Challenge. We have organised a party and I will like to invite you all to come celebrate with us and share in the fun but first, 'eni ti ora ankara o le je semo'. That is to say 'if you've never dropped a comment on this blog, na ofio and balewa be your food and drink'. Secondly, 17:59 is the time and 3rd mainland is the venue. Come 'Plank' with us and pls don't be late cos LASTma go tear ticket for late comers.

Talking about Zodiac sign, we've got 12signs and out of which I perfectly fit into at least 9 but I won't be talking about the whole 9yards, I will talk about 2 (since they said its my magic no), which are Pisces and Libra.
Pisces are those whose date of birth are from February 19 to March 20 while Libra are those from September 23 to October 22. Pisces and Libra are not anywhere near each other but they both have same or similar characteristics.
Am not a believer of signs and I don't believe in reading horoscope. In fact, I don't believe two identical twins will behave the same way. What shapes the person we become is our ears, eyes, emotions, feelings, opportunities and threats.
Just like 'Anita', the horoscope gurl on Facebook, all other horoscope readers, work with data's derived from previous researchers of human behaviour and with the help of psychology, they present it in a way that no mater who reads it, he/ she will be able to connect with some or all of their statements.
In fact, Psychology plays the most important part of the zodiac sign classification. It has divided the signs in such a way that you go straight to your date of birth and research has shown that most people only view what they feel or think its important to them, thereby ignoring all other things they think are not important. This simply means that since we are working with date of births, we simply navigate to our date, identify with the sign associated with the date and forget about all other signs.
In conclusion, zodiac signs are simply psychological words used by psychologist in order to prove that they know the human mind and everything about the human behaviour. I will want you all to check 2 or 3 random signs that are not yours, read them and you will be surprise that something deep inside of you can connect to them all. Try it out and gimme feedback, thanks!

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 14

Day 14: What You Wore Today

Its day 14 and we are still keeping the challenge going. One more day and we will be celebrating our Silver Jubilee in grand style.
Today's post is coming in late but like they say 'its better late than never'. I never wanted to do this but for your motivation(s), here we are and I will like to say, thank you all for reading and I appreciate the comments too *group hug*

Today's topic is somehow weird. I wanted to change it but 'you' said you're "eagerly expecting it" so here it is but first, its going to be short, *in WizKid's voice* no time for long thing and there's no need for fronting.

Today being a working day, I wore a tight slim fitted transparent suit which can also pass for a 'raincoat'. I had to be well prepared cos it rained all night and who knows what might happen during the day. I no dey olympics and I wasn't 'GOing FOR GOLD' but I found myself under DUREX. Yeah! I wore a CONDOM Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡


NB: This guy is HUNGRY and not HORNGRY. <------ Skylolo, pls take note

#MovingOn

NewMusic: YOUNG PIZZY ''MAKE YOU CLAP'' Feat. HAKYM THE DREAM

Young Pizzy aka 'The Paper Chaser' released a single titled 'Apology' with female entertainer Zara some few months back which received impressive reviews from fans, bloggers and lovers of music.

Now he's out with a new single titled 'Make You Clap' featuring Hakym.
Young Pizzy is a talented artist and him, featuring Hakym on this song will in no doubt wanna make you clap. Click on the link below Download, Listen, Share and EnJoY....
and Yes! He's on twitter so follow him @itsyoungpizzy

Download 'Make You Clap'

30 Day Challenge: Day 13

Day 13: Your Opinion About Your Body And How Comfortable You Are With It

I know I'm at fault for not properly looking at the list of topics to write for the 30 Day Challenge but right now, I freaking feel all this topics lack creativity plus Swag but for the sake of 'game spirit' ama kip kip and complete this compositions aka 30Day Challenge.

Talking about my body, I will have to take a step at a time and I will be using people's opinion as I'm not a fan of the mirror.
A gurl once asked me if I have ever applied relaxer to my hair and since I've never tried it, I told her no and all she voiced out was 'I wish to have your kind of hair'. I thought she was joking about my hair until when another gurl confirmed it. I was on afro and after playing with my hair, she said she will like to keep a natural hair too and she prays it ends up like mine. So you gurls out there, forget about brazilian hair or ghana hair, come get mafaba's hair.
*now touching my forehead* this head is a good head. It can be oblong (when am on low cut) and can be round (as it is presently). This head has seen and has conquered. My friends once called me 'iron head'. I won't tell you the story cos its something you shouldn't try at home, in the office or even in the movies. My head comprises of two set of so called 'chinese eyes', all others were created equal. The hands are endowed with 5 sexy fingers each while the chest is just perfect with faded six packs below it. My legs ain't hot but they are the best you can get from a man #Shikena

PS: If you gurls want to come after me, make sure you're Tall, pretty, well endowed and RICH :| *now singin in D'Banjs voice* mobolowowon.... (have succeeded in chasing them away)

#MovingOn

30 Day Challenge: Day 12

Day 12: Five Girls Whom I Find Attractive

There's something about this challenge but I hope all its hidden agenda won't get me into trouble. How will I mention five girls, I mean just five gurls and I won't offend any gurl or even any guy at the end of it all.
I will try my best but remember the Disclaimer still holds plus the Terms and Conditions and the small prints too.
Now, the gurls....

Twitter Gurls: It all started when I felt insecure with my old pals, I needed a new home and twitter offered me that fearless home in which I met some gurls. Twitter gurls are always attractive. I mean I've not come across a twitter gurl that is not attractive. If not by hafatar, it will be by tweets and they are all trustworthy, caring and loving. They don't cheat nor double date and they are so down to earth that I consider their boyfriends lucky. If not perfect, twitter gurls are close to perfect. I just can't pick one but I find them all attractive.

Grampian Doctor: The love of my life who's memory of the good times we shared will forever be in my heart. I cherish the time I spent with her, I am her first and I can never forget her touching my chin. she's still very much alive but I may never get to see her again. Though, I may not remember her name after sometime, I can never in my life time forget her face. Tall, pretty, hour glass shape, clean, etc. She fits the description of my kind of woman and her smile *sighs* #MovingOn

JLo: I won't like to kill the dream of having JLo in my arms. I've dreamt, fantasised and I won't even want to wake-up to the reality of the fact that JLo don run gone. I have nursed this dream for too long than to let go. I know am speaking the mind of most guys, or who among you is not attracted to JLo's hips?

Keys: I really don't know what it is but my heart cries out to Alicia Keys. Her voice, her smile, her everything. If no one is attractive, then Keys is magnetic and if Karma is truly a b!tch and what goes around comes around, then am rest assured that once she sees me, she will also feel same way I feel about her. #CaseClosed

Odun: I know this is what you all have been waiting for and the cat is now out of the bag. Yeah! Odun is attractive, very attractive. She's fits the description of the doctor and she's caring too. She understand feelings and she know just how to treat people right. She's morally upright and I see her as an angel. She's my hidden treasure and my eyes are on her, no one dare mess with her and go scot free :|

Yeah! I think these are the gurls holding the top 5 spots, arranged in no order of preference.
Feel free to relate with them but don't spoil my runs (that's even if u fit 'cash' me).
I've got to get busy now #MovingOn