No generation has ever been confused as the recent generation of electronic users, especially in the choice of phone. At first, it was Nokia Vs Samsung, then SonyErricson joined the crew but now, Everybody want to use a Blackberry, we all want to be able to give out our 'PIN' when asked, we all want to PING!!! and be PING!!!ed, we all want to send instant pictures to our friends at the other end, we all want the BB icon under our FB status, we just want to stay connected as long as our phone is on but at the same time, we want to be identified with a brand that seem to come with class (thanks to d power of marketing), we all want to own an iPhone, we all love the 'i' to the extent that we now easily identify with it. Most people on FB, Twitter and even on Blackberry messenger now have their own 'iProduct', some of which include iFaint, iDie, iPackmyload, iGovillage, iSpy, e.t.c
Recently, while I was at a friends place chilling for her to get the food served, I saw the iPhone engage the Blackberry in a hot 'convo-like' battle; the iPhone said to the BB;
iPhone: Hey BB, why are you this Big or is that why they have to name u twice?
BlackBerry: Is that why we're here? Choi! See the slim thin wey dey talk, i go just throw u slap now
iPhone: *feeling strong* Am not thin, its healthy living, am keeping fit and who u wan slap?
Blackberry: *laffs* keeping fit my foot, show me your six packs, ode oshi!
iPhone: Keeping fit does not mean am building, duaw! Am keeping fit and u can see with the way I am, flat tummy with cute body structure.
Blackberry: keeping fit no be hunger strike, see my different packs *shows off his key pads*
iPhone: is that packs or folds, anyway, I better pass you
Blackberry: u better pass me? how many people dey use u? nd how many times dem dey touch u? how strong can u go?
iPhone: Very strong, BTW am not an 'ashy' *shakes its head* why u dey always give out your pin self, ashawo!
Backberry: (feeling insulted) *raised its hand to slap the iPhone* I go just slap u now, am only keeping the family strong and staying connected with other BB family. do u even think I will be as useless as u are? u this......
iPhone: * interrupts* Me? useless u say? go ask T-Pain, I make his songs, am responsible for his voice
Blackberry: *laffin out loud* T-Pain self no go wan do am, u think say e fit use 'werepe' do powder?
iPhone: E don dey madt abi?
Blackberry: jor oh! watin u mean by that *moves closer to the iPhone*
iPhone: *taking a step backward* O boy, Sinzu o!
Blackberry: *takes a look at himself* What is Sinzu? e bi like say u wan use chain saw do friction abi?
iPhone: I beggie! U're out of credit, ur call no connect
Blackberry: *laffs* U self no go wan PING!!! now
iPhone: *frowns* E bi like say craze woman don dey show u pant, abi?
Blackberry: *shouting* Who? Who craze woman dey show pant? who?
iPhone: U! U wey be retad, I go beat u till u're retard-deadThe iPhone charge towards the Blackberry and all of a sudden I heard a crashing sound, it was then I opened my eyes only to realise I have been dreaming, but based on this short argument between the iPhone and the Blackberry, I will like you all to take the poll at the right hand side, just to know which of the two brand you will go for, bearing in mind that you are to choose just one out of the two.
Thanks!
