30 Day Challenge: Day 19

Day 18: ‘New Season, New TV Rules'

Its Day 19 of the 30Day Challenge and am to write on 5 items that I lust after but since I can't identify the 5 items cos my lust eye is blind, I will be writing on 'New Season, New TV Rules'.

NOTE: Remember to thank me later!

First of all, we all know that a new season is here and all dull moments are over. This post right here serves as a reminder that you all have seen your Big Brother Africa without any disturbance and for those who will claim that they didn't see it, well it was there and you could have.

In order to make the house livable for you and me, here are some rules we have to live by for the next 9-10months;

 

Rule 1: Before now, I had no business with the TV and you had the chance to see whatever you want on it. Now 'Power Have Changed Hands' and am to control the TV for the next 10months while you control the kitchen.

Rule 2: It is advisable you read the sport section of the newspaper and also listen to sports news so that you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, you might be totally ignored and please DO NOT complain about receiving limited or no attention.

Rule 3: You all took over my TL with various types of bba tweets, now its my turn so please don't complain when Manchester United start trending but you can always ask when the season will end.

Rule 4: With reference to 'Rule 1' above, you can see whatever you want during the office hours but remember all right to the TV becomes mine once am around.

Rule 5: No matter what you know, I take it as you know nothing about football and my team is the best team so please don't argue with me.

Rule 6: Passing in front of the TV during a game is prohibited but if you have to do so, do it by crawling on the floor without distracting me.

Rule 7: The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or not, I want to see them again and again.

Rule 8: Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related gatherings that requires my attendance because 'why evils?' I will not go and I will not go.

Rule 9: If a friend of mine invites us to his house on a weekend to watch a game or two, we will be there.

Rule 10: The weekly season highlights show on TV every monday night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule 1 of this list"

Rule 11: And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the League is only a weekend thing". I am immune to these words, because the Champions League is around the corner.

Thank you for your cooperation. * dodges tomato*

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