*thinking* Things I want to say to an Ex. Maybe this is the opportunity I've been waiting for, I just hope this little voice of mine will get to places I might never get to. So many issues to address, so many words to be said, different looks for different Ex but its one Ex at a time.
First of all, I don't like talking about guys, they are just freaking boring and talking about an Ex-convict *SMBH* lemme allow him do more music jor, his convict music ain't doing bad after all but *now whispering* I hope you all know his real name is Akonbi, ssssshhhhhhh! No be me tell una o cos he dey vex if u call him dat.
Before I move on, pls can I add just one Ex I never had? I wish to be her Ex if she can't be mine but if wishes were horses, I guess I won't be here wishing this wish cos I would have rode on this wish over and over again *now playing P.Diddy's 'I Need A Girl' Part 1* Yeah! I had same taste as Diddy but with a different view thou. He felt money was all that could make a woman happy until she looked him in the eye through his TV screen and said ' My love don't cost a thing'. I connected with this, I felt like showing her that all men ain't equal or at least some of us are more equal than the others when it comes to treating a lady but with each shake of her HiP line in that video, I felt more and more speechless abi na helpless.
JLo is one gurl I admire her HiP line and if I can get that chance, she will be my 2nd wife. Thou she's even less than a 2nd hand now and since women were not created equal, my love for her being my Ex can never equal nor replace that of Alicia Keys cos 'everything means nothing if I've got Keys'. Keys is one gurl am totally in love with. Am a fan of not just good music but great music and this gurl *in BankyW's voice* she dey do me strong thing. She don sing her way siddon, rent, share, build her own Palace and even turn landlord in my heart. I know you guys must be calling me a dreamer right now but *insert am not Joseph kindda look here* or better still go listen to 'Dreamer' by @ItsYoungPizzy. Even though Keys is the Landlord, I just have this feeling that Asá has got the C of O with her *lips sealed* but am not relentless *now dancing to Relentless by Eva* wow! Omo onile don come o! I just hope mathematics won't fail me this time around cos 1+1=2, Me+Ev*=We and MexEv*=Kids, need I say more? :| don't even call me a groupie cos am not ready to share my 'wine' with You <----- U can take this with a pinch of salt or better still *insert @som1twisted here* #MovingOn
To my Ex, I will like to say thanks for being there even when you ain't there. *in Ajirebi's voice* That is to say *in MI's voice* only one Ex I know, Ex-Mayflower students. Why should I say anything to them, when all they need is in MerryMayflower and keep dissing Ex-convict cos *in Akon's voice* its Convict music. Ok, I guess I need to stop making no-sense now.
One thing I will like to say to an Ex is that 'You were loved, You are Loved and You will forever be loved' but there's one thing in life we all can't afford to ignore and that thing is #MovingOn *now running to chad* #OkBye
#MovingOn
4 comments:
Mafaba o!!! I tot u were goin to talk about that one babe...that one that was ur ex that was never ur ex (lemme not open ur nyash, u know wat I mean, bro). Anyway, nyc post and as far as an Ex goes, u always keep loving dem or u don't...if u didn't love them in the first place!! Keep the fire burning, brother!! *patiently waiting for 2moro!!
You said more about alicia keys than about ur so called Ex-! Just when I thought u were going to redeem urself... Smh!
I like keys too sha, so, I'll go easy on you today. *frowns*
nice post but u didnt say the name of ur ex nah! ...
smh @ u...talk about a ride on the merry-go-round...
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