I really don't know what the person that came up with this topic was thinking but if I have bullets to waste, they will all be wasted on my BIS provider's fair usage policy.
In the name of 'free will', I will rant and in fact, I will change this topic to 'Rant Your Whole Day' but for 'fair blogging', I will stay calm and exhibit my game spirit.
Now to the business of the day;
•Our father who art in heaven
•He woke me up from the mini-death of the night
•He gave me eyes to check the time
•He gave me mouth to say a thank u prayer and legs to enter the bathroom
•He gave me hands to Brush my teeth, comb my hair and dress up
•He led me to church
•He put the words in Pastor Sam's mouth and he talked on what I will like to call 'Pursuit of Happiness'
•He paid my BISMONTH the 3rd time within a month
•Even thou I felt a strong sense of poo
•He didn't lead me to pooing in my pant
•For I got home before downloading
•Mini-Calls, Major Waka, I feared no fall
•For only the Lord gives and takes
•The remaining hours in the day is for game and sleep
•I see a table of food before me
•That I shall eat thereof
•For this is the day so far
•If you've got more you can add to it
•Your effort will be much appreciated
•Through comments and tweets
•And we shall all come back here tomorrow for a new post
Amen!
7 comments:
I think we have a long "30 days" ahead of us....
I just hope u have a license for the gun where all those bullets are coming from.
Nice bullets
Can't wait for what tomorrow brings, very funny and interesting piece......kool one paapi
Our father who art in heaven
He woke me up from the clutches of death's cousin
He gave strength to cope with the rays of light blinding my eyes
He helps me bear the painstaiking hangover
He leads me to the shangalia to loo
He forgives me for not going to mass today
He knows I won't miss it next sundays\
He knows words fail from here
He understands..
Lmao! Nice one Brova! Very creative
aww..nice leon...mafaba keep it up*i kno ds is like 10 days too late
Woww.. Wen I saw d topic 4ds day I wondered wat wud come outta it... But now I see dt creativity appeals. Nyc1 dear
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