30 Day Challenge: Day 23

Day 23: Something That I Miss

It all started like a joke. The picture came like a flash 'as e no spend pass 2 or 3mins' on her avatar, my attention was drawn to it but while others were busy checking it out, I went that extra mile to make it my 'avatar of the day' and that was how no fine female picture could pass me by without chilling on my twitter avatar. Then I started receiving DMs (Direct Messages) from guys about how fine I was, how lovely am meant to be treated and how they will like to know more about me and possibly hangout with me. It was all fun at the start but later became embarrassing as every Tom, Dick and Harry seem to know the path leading to my DM.
In a state of confusion, I checked the mirror only to realize that I’ve got those female qualities, wow! Where has my balls disappeared to? I mean who uprooted my pole and drilled a hole right there? I couldn't believe it, I tried to pinch myself but I couldn't feel it, so I ran into the room to get dressed but guess what! Right inside my closet were series of skirts, fitted jeans, mono-strap tops and short dresses. I have always dreamt of wearing skirt and I had worn one for my MBA graduation, thanks to the Scottish Kilt. Without wasting any more time, I wore one of the pencil skirts and while I was trying to wear a top.... Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!.... I rushed down the stairs to check who it was and Standing at the door was this hansom young man who called his name Joe. He claimed to be on routine checks and he was to check the plumbing works in the house in order to ensure that there was no leakage. I allowed him in and headed back to my room where I pulled off and tried a short dress. This time, the mirror wasn't enough and like a teenager who has just heard the sex experience of another teenager, I felt 'lust' in the dress. I went down the stairs right to the kitchen where Joe was checking the hot water pipe. I pretended to hurt my feet and tried to feel my toe knowing that the dress will be somewhere hanging just a little bit below my bum but.....'Breeze don blow, flow yansh don open'
I noticed Joe smile and said 'nice dress', I smiled back and was quick to add that am a virgin and I don't even have a boyfriend. He said something into my ear, then all of a sudden, as if my whole world came crashing, I felt something hot inside of me. It was after about 15mins that I heard Joe announce his departure, he told me to use my pills and left.
I looked at my calendar then I realized it’s been 3months I saw Joe. It was then that the words of the GP made sense but all the same, it was hard to believe I did it just once, just once and am pregnant. My period must be such a coward, where can it be hiding?.... *some words are missing* I heard my name and........ The End.
I got up from the bed, checked the mirror and am a man again #okbye

Note: If it’s disjointed and doesn't make sense, blame it on a stressful day plus hunger and please be my editor. Thanks!
#MovingOn