30 Day Challenge: Day 1

Day 1: 5 ways to win your heart

I welcome you all to the official lunching of my 30day Challenge. This is a challenge am not sure am up to cos its not close to any eating competition I know but 'ebi toba le ni ati n ba omo okunrin' (its where things are tough that we always meet a man or na where things hard we dey always find man). I know I've done something similar to this before, I have gone 30days without blogging *covas face* but can I blog for 30days non-stop? Though the challenge for me is not writing cos I love writing and I always write but I find it very difficult to post some articles. I love writing personal stuffs and fictions but I got discouraged when I misplaced the most precious and most valuable book of my life 'My Book of Poems' *sighs* over 200 personal poems all gone, *burst into tears* I just have this believe that the book will always find a way back home but I pray It won't get stuck in traffic, I mean make them Alaba boys and Computer Village boys no go pirate book wey I never release but how will they know am the author? *thinking*

This challenge is called a 30day challenge and considering some topics, I might have just waved it aside but @SheriphSkills said I can change topics and I will *dancing palongo*. This reminds me of how a class mate in secondary school created his own question during economics exam, he wanted to show the teacher that he's the king, so after answering the teachers questions, he wrote 'furthermore, to show that I know this subject, I will like to answer ...................' but *sighs* he failed his own question :(
Google is my friend and I've consulted him about this challenge, he said I can do it cos so many people have and in fact, there is a blog that was built based on the 30day challenge believe. He (google) said it takes 30days to turn something into an habit and I have done 30days and more without blogging but here I am. I will give google a chance, this is a project we all have to monitor, Let's see if he (google) won't fail on this one.
Now, back to our (or is it my) Five ways to win your heart.
Yeah! This is the topic for Day 1 and am not even going to change nor modify it but if you're a guy, I will like to appreciate ur reading this post up to this point, thanks a lot and remember to drop your comment below cos that's the little encouragement you can help me with that will keep me going, all other things after this are meant for the ladies.
Bye guys! You're all appreciated. See you on the comment side of this blog.
Ladies, we are alone in here so please scroll down.

I will be taking you through 5 simple ways I can win your heart *straight face*, its gonna be short and precise but it will grow wings inside you, steal your heart and keep it in mine.
These ways are more of rules than ways and if you're ready, say #Lesgo

1) I will catch a grenade for you :|
2) I will do the dishes while you watch football cos you're too cute to be seen doing the dishes *big grin*
3) You don't have to worry about washing your undies, if I contribute to making it dirty, then I should be ready and not shy away from the responsibility of making it clean *wide grin*
4) I know you're reading this and you're taking it personal but I told guys to stop reading long ago or Odina don dey show you pant abi?
5) THE END

PS: if you want me to win your heart, let's make it into a game and see who wins but if you want to win mine, then Jesus go meet you on the 'Try Again' saga.
This post is kind of disjointed with no bearing but how do you want me to know how to win your heart?
Like they say, 'The first is always like a trail', this post is just to confirm my acceptance of this challenge and I promise to give it the best shots, so help me blogging spirit.
Many thanks to Sir Abijawara Biekun aka @SheriphSkills who brought this challenge to my notice, also to @KevinWithanL, blogging can't get any easier and to all my blog readers out there; if not for you guys *bows*