30 Day Challenge: Day 11

Day 11: My Family

I thought composition writing had gone with Primary school days but 'My Family' *sighs* I don't even know where to start cos where I'm from, the average family size is a football team with substitutes. If you don't have an idea of where am from, iBeg sit here \)___ and when asked what you're sitting on, say 'cushion shair ni' and if you still don't get it.... oh well #MovingOn

Talking about my family, am a father of a great cyber nation and I practice what I preach. I mean I operate a polygamous cyber family and my kids can testify to the fact that I love my wives equally :|

MafabaAlaso
Am the head of my family but I don't control things. I operate an Equal Opportunity family with equal rights. Am blessed with kids, all gurls and I look forward to receiving their bride price while they maintain my name.
If am not on twitter, who will? Follow @MafabaAlaso

AyCeeX
AyCeeX my Omoba! Daddy's little Princess. She's an half cast Africana, here mama is from Malawi and you already know where am from. She's my first child and I love her so much. She's the apple of my eyes. She's into music. You can follow her on twitter @AyCeeX

Dayteaser
Teaser, Teaser. She is my special gurl, she's very friendly, intelligent and can also be playful. If you need a Lawyer, look no further, come to me and you might get a discount. She's also on twitter, so follow her @dayteaser

Nutylove
Love my daughter, ife omo mi. She's always quiet, doesn't run after guys (I know say all na gimmick). She's focused on her education but always complaining about her pocket money. She will soon call me to ask for her August allowee. She's also on twitter @nutylove

Ajala
Yeah! Ajala is her name and she's not a boy. She got her name from the legendary Ajala Travel all over the world. She may be in Las Gidi now and within 24hrs, she's already in Las Vegas and am sure she took after me. If not for her age, she would have been appointed as the Minister of Tourism. You can also follow her on twitter @toyinatanda

Beedazzld
You dare not argue with my family hoping you will win. Faith is a lawyer in the making, she's pretty as well and she sure know how to deal with people, especially boys and gurls who show respect for others and those who don't. Faith acts more of a sister than a daughter and sometimes want to perform the role of a mother (on her father o, imagine). She's also on twitter @beedazzld

MsSwanky
Swanky my naughty daughter. Always accusing me of abandoning her in school. she sometimes behave like the baby of the house and at times, she just want to be treated as an adult *lips sealed*. Follow her on twitter @MsSwanky

Wendy
The mother of two of my daughters. She's from Malawi and she's loving the life over there. She says she's scared of Lagos stress and so are her daughters. She wants a boy but am loving the gurls :|. She's also on twitter @QwenAsia


NB: I won't mention others for fear of their boyfriends or man-friends beating me up.

By the way, this challenge is becoming something else. First, it was what I ate, now my family, I just hope the next one won't be my account. That said #MovingOn