2011 Elections: Where will you place ya hand?

One day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome " says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, you have to spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you choose where to spend eternity.
Then St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course, a clubhouse and in front of it are all his friends, politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy. They run to greet him, shake hands, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realises it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while d elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."So, 24hours passed with d Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud2cloud, playing the harp and singing. They had a good time. St. Peter returns."Well, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity. "The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell. "So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down to hell..Now d doors of the elevator open and he's in d middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage, all his friends dressed in rags,picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't understand, "stammers d Senator. "Yesterday I was here What happened? "D devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday WE WERE CAMPAIGNING. Today, YOU VOTED.."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Vote wisely in 2011 Elections so as not to end up like the politician in the story!