If you're one of those who think wine drinking is a bad habit, this is for youAlso those who believe water is health, need to read this postAnd finally to those struggling to put an end to wine drinking, this post is dedicated to you
I Just got accused by someone so close to me if I had gone drinking again while another said that "too much wine ain't good for the body, water is better". We all know what the doctors say "Drink a lot of water, it will help your system" but here is a word for you all, Now is the time to know nothing but the truth!
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -bacteria Found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of poop..However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Equation: Water = Poop while Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
Yes you heard me right, all am doing is a public service, someone opened my eyes and I saw a reason for yours to be open too.
SMH, so much about water this days that am so scared of using it but as the Great Legend, The King of Afro Beat said in his song tittle 'Water', he said "water, e no get enemy" meaning "water has got no enemy". In all our daily endeavours, we all need to make use of it else ..................
4 comments:
Lmao! this write upp is dope! Buh hey! Ʊ knw nuffn good comes out of evryfn good! I stl like it dou.
Lol mumu boy.... Its better to be full of d "shit" and nt say it out, than being drunk and talking stupid aka Misyarn. Funny one though (Y)
This makes me feel better cause I have less than a glass of water a month and I used to think I was living an unhealthy lifestyle.
I just need a bottle of WINE in my HOUSE!!! - (No Amy)
"Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit."
Lol, i don't say this alot but'you're a fooooooool'. nice post;-)
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